So, right on the heels of my last crappy journal entry, I have one that tops it off! My wallet got stolen! Dumbass that I was, I didn't lock my locker at work because it was a slow day and I figured I'd notice someone walking into the back room. Make no assumptions! I probably told the asshole that did it to have a nice day on their way out with my credit card!!!!!
At first, I just thought it was lost, but after checking every possibility, I called my bank.

Let's recap that call, shall we?
"Did you spend $4.50 at Pets Mart?"
"Yes, that was me."
"Did you spend $100 at Nordstrom’s?"
This to a girl that has never spent a dime in Nordstrom’s.
"No."
"How about $80 at Nordstrom’s?"
"NO!"
"What about $150 at Nordstrom’s?"
"F*ck NO!"
"And we actually blocked the next purchase at Nordstrom’s..."

Seriously, the thief didn't even leave the freaking mall, in fact, apparently they didn't even leave Nordstrom’s. I would be remotely okay if they spent money at a grocery store, at least I would know that they stole my money because they were hungry, but no... And that much money at Nordstrom’s, they probably managed to get a shirt, some underwear, and maybe a pair of shoes... if they were on sale.
So now I get to spend the next week getting a new driver's license, and a new school ID, and some new insurance cards, because all of these things are probably sitting in the bottom of a trashcan. I do have to say, stealing a college student's wallet was probably the worst take ever for this guy/girl (on second thought, almost $400 spent at Nordstrom’s, let's make that girl). Except for my emergency credit card, there was jack shit to spend. No cash, no debit card, no checks, but I think they got what was left on my Wal-Mart gift card after I spent 9/10 of it on new video games.
Enjoy that you asshole, the credit card's been cancelled, my Michael’s gift card is being reissued, and I'm fairly certain the one for Bed, Bath, and Beyond is expired!